From Belarus, with love.

Precious Maurer Welding Moments
#359

[jule is in the shop office. enter dude from next door]

dude: That machine in there, (makes weird swooping motion with hand) can you run it?

jule: The plasma cutter? (the plasma cutter is a computer controlled machine used for cutting parts from sheet metal)

dude: Yes, can you run it?

jule: Yeah...

dude: can you make a program?

jule: Yeah...

dude: Good, can you quote a job for me?

jule: Yeah...

dude: Ok, I have a drawing hold on...

[dude leaves, comes back a couple minutes later]

dude: Ok, here, (gives me drawings) can you do that?

jule: Yeah...

dude: Wonderful! Do you know what it is?

jule: No...

dude: It's a machine gun mount.

jule: (looks at drawing) .50 caliber?

dude: Yes. So can you get me a price?

jule: Yeah...

Fin

Epilogue: I'm not sure about this, but i think earlier he said he was on coke. If that is in fact what he said, I'm not shocked.